"This Woman is Going to Kill Me, She Wants Me to Chew Her 3 Times Everyday"- MC Kapale Regrets

Posted on October 04, 2023
By Sean Musa Carter
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The once-famed Ugandan comedian, MC Kapale, who recently embarked on an American adventure in pursuit of greener pastures, has shared a bizarre and hilarious predicament crying out on camera that this new marriage with a Zungu is going to kill him, she wants his cassava everyday

MC Kapale, known for his rib-tickling humor, has found himself in a rather "sticky" situation with his American sugar mummy in less than a week after popping the question, Kapale is shedding tears of confusion as he reveals the unexpected twists in his cross-continental love affair.

It seems that his American paramour is quite the romantic enthusiast, desiring intimacy on a daily basis. This newfound passion for constant companionship has left Kapale, known for his comedic prowess, feeling overwhelmed and a tad out of his depth.

In a candid video message, Kapale bared his soul, confessing that he is already growing weary of this unexpected turn of events. It appears that his sugar mummy's appetite for affection far exceeds his own, leaving him sprinting to the sanctuary of the kitchen or bathroom to seek refuge from her amorous advances.

Kapale's journey to the United States in search of greener pastures was filled with high hopes and dreams, but little did he know that his romantic escapades would become a source of amusement and bemusement for his fans and followers.

As Kapale navigates the complexities of his newfound American love life, his story serves as a reminder that sometimes life can take the most unexpected and humorous turns, even for those skilled in making us laugh.

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