"They Have Tried to Kill Me 5 Times, They Keep Poisoning Me"- Tamale Mirundi Confesses

Posted on January 04, 2024
By Sean Musa Carter
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In a surprising revelation, renowned political analyst Joseph Tamale Mirundi has shared the astonishing details of his five near-death experiences due to poisoning, defying doctors' grim predictions of his demise within three years.

Mirundi says that he was taken Nairobi, Kenya, where he sought prompt medical intervention to combat the toxic onslaught on his body.

Aided by the benevolence of Pastor Aloysius Bugingo, Mirundi's resilience shines through, even in the face of a recent gunfire attack that left him incensed. The former Presidential Press Spokesperson credits his survival to an unconventional yet effective remedy – the use of tobacco and charcoal to neutralize the poison coursing through his veins.

Mirundi, visibly pleased with his recent check-up, joyfully reported that all his bodily organs are in optimal condition, despite the relentless poisoning attempts. His unyielding spirit, coupled with timely treatment, has evidently paid off. Speaking candidly, Mirundi expressed gratitude towards Pastor Bugingo, acknowledging his unwavering support in procuring essential medication.

"Pastor Bugingo is one of the people who understood what good I did for them, and he has never abandoned me. He buys me medicine," Mirundi affirmed, highlighting the significance of the support network that played a pivotal role in his recovery.

Contrary to the initial prognosis of a dire three-year survival span, Mirundi's recent health evaluation by American medical professionals brought forth encouraging news. Not only are his internal organs intact, but there is also a promise of direct medicine supply from the United States, a testament to the global reach of Mirundi's compelling tale.

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