Kampala partiers are on alert, at least according to the self-styled Ministry of Enjoyment that has released a statement. The playful yet serious ministry announced that the city is battling a “low vibe crisis” as the year races to its final days, calling for an urgent recall of all members back to Kampala.
The directive, shared through an internal memo that has since gone viral, orders enjoyment loyalists to immediately return to the city to help stabilise Kampala’s shrinking enjoyment levels.
They have announced an End-of-Year Board Meeting, a high-level rooftop gathering aimed at restoring vibes to factory settings and according to the memo, the summit will feature premium grills, top DJs of 2025, elite drink brands and a strict zero-boredom policy.
In a rare show of responsibility, the Ministry also encouraged members including those who enjoy a drink or two to attend responsibly to ensure the city’s “Enjoyment levels” remain safely afloat.
The event is expected to bring together Kampala’s seasoned vibe merchants, including Bandali Rise veterans, Acacia Avenue squads and Kyadi loyalists, all converging in a neutral rooftop space for good food, good music and unforgettable moments.
While the exact venue, date and ticket details are still unknown, organisers have promised top sunset views, elite energy and an end-of-year experience worth the return journey.
For more information, members have been urged to consult the internal memo circulating online.
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